Monday, September 30, 2013

Hola Chickies!  This week our featured Spook-ta-cular series comes from the Fan-tas-tic Black Dagger Brotherhood by J.R. Ward!  This series is THAT business because it was Celie's and my first discovery of Twilight for Adults!  To say we were in awe when we first listened to Dark Lover is an understatement.  I for one had multiple eargasms listening to Wrath because he is the epitome of my type of alpha male with just a bit of mean and 280 lbs of male sexiness!YEAK!

Our giveaway for the featured series of the month continues with Gideon book 2 from Jacquelyn Frank's Nightwalkers Series.  We chose Nightwalkers as our featured series because the series covers a multitude of creatures of the night including witches, demons, vampires, and shifters! To add to our Spook-ta-cular Event, we are giving away an audiobook copy of each book within the month long featured series each week through October 31st!  To see a review of Gideon, check out Nettie's Review.  Enter below for your chance to win!

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Our SINsual Sunday this week comes from a series that is near and dear to us because it was our introduction into the Adult world of Romance novels, The Blackdagger Brotherhood.  This will also be our featured series of the week so check back in each day to see what's up!

Don't trust me. Don't like me. I could give a shit. But don't you ever lie to me. He took a deep breath, as if he were drawing her into him. I can smell the sex coming off you right now. I could take you down on this sidewalk and be up that skirt of yours in a heartbeat. And you wouldn't fight me, would you? ~ Wrath to Beth in Dark Lover by J.R. Ward

Phew, I need me a Wrath, Sunday, Monday, get it!  Laters Chickies!

Title: Damien
Series: The Nightwalkers (Book 4)
Arthur: Jacquelyn Frank
Narrated by: Xe Sands
Genre: Paranormal Romance

Since Jacquelyn Frank’s The Nightwalkers is the featured series for Sweaty Nights, I must talk about my favorite book. While Nettie fell head over heels for Gideon, my boy…or should I say my vamp Damien wins the competitions. I am happy we decided to re-enter this world because it makes my case that we live in the wrong realm!

Congratulations to Lady Bug Bleu from Atlanta, GA.  She is our winner this week for Jacob by Jacquelyn Frank! 

Celie and I would like to give Lady Bug a very special heart felt thanks for being our only entry into the contest.  So sad but true!  Oh well, we are rock chicks, that means we dust ourselves off, get back up and Rock On!  Thanks again Lady Bug, your prize is on the way!

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Title:  Gideon
Series:  Nightwalkers (book 2)
Arthur:  Jacquelyn Frank
Narrated by: Xe Sands
Genre:  Paranormal Romance

When Celie and I decided to feature Jacquelyn Frank's Nighwalkers series as our featured series of the month, we spent some time thinking back on our favorite books in the series.  Since we read them ages ago, and because I also have a copy of the audiobook, I decided to load it back onto my Ipod and give it another try to see if my reaction would still be the same.  Well let me tell you, I still love Gideon and it was even better the second time around!

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Hola Chickies!  It's WACKY Wednesday.......have a laugh on us!


Monday, September 23, 2013

OMG Chickies...and Gents!  Celie and I are so SUPER excited about hosting our very first Blog Event Giveaway!  For the next six weeks, we will feature a series from our Ab-so-lutely Freaking Favorite List of Paranormal Books!

Our featured series of the month comes from one of our first favs, Jacquelyn Frank and her Nightwalkers Series.  We chose Nightwalkers as our featured series because the series covers a multitude of creatures of the night including witches, demons, vampires, and shifters! To add to our Spook-ta-cular Event, we are giving away an audiobook copy of each book within the month long featured series each week through October 31st!  Up first is a copy of Jacob, book 1 in the Nightwalkers series.  Enter below for your chance to win!

Sunday, September 22, 2013

"Mamita," his voice was rough with what sounded like laughter and something else altogether, "you think you could handle my mouth between your legs without freakin' out?" ~ Hector to Sadie Rock Chick Regret by Kristen Ashley

Friday, September 20, 2013

Title: Devoured
Series: Devoured (Book 1)
Arthur: Emily Snow
Narrated by: Elizbeth Louise
Genre:  Contemporary Romance

Devoured is a great kick off book! Sienna Jensen is a recent college grad that refuses to move back home. She plans to stay in California and make her dreams a reality. Unfortunately, her dreams hit a rock when she finds out her grandmother’s house is going through foreclosure. In an effort to support her grandma at this hard time, Sienna takes off work and heads home to Nashville. What Sienna did not expect was to run into the man she has been working hard to forget.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

16029994Title:  Sins and Needles
Series:  The Artists Trilogy (Book 1)
Author:  Karina Halle
Genre:  Contemporary Romance

Sins and Needles.....the title says it all!  It's one of those books you pick up because your crazy group of Goodreads friends can't stop gushing about how Awe-Some it is so you give it a try.  Well little did I know what type of ride I was in for when I started.  To say I was initially disappointed is an understatement.  The book started out slow for me, and being the inpatient person that I am and because I have little tolerance for flashback scenes that tells the backstory, I almost gave up before things got good.  Well I'm really glad I powered through because when things picked up in this book, they shot through the roof!

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Hola Chickies!  It's WACKY Wednesday, here's our funny for today!

My the force be with you !  Laters.......

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

OMG, so I was perusing Facebook and came across a post by our all time fav Kristen Ashley announcing the cover reveal of Jagged which is the next book in her Colorado Mountain Series.  Check it out!

Hola Chickies!  Today is Audiobook Roll-out Day.  This week is huge for fans of Laurann Dohner and Lora Leigh because some of the long time favorites have FINALLY been released in audiobook format.  The first few books of New Species, a Thick Chick fav. is out as well as Laurann's Cyborg, Zorn Warriors, and Mating Heat Series.  For Lora Leigh, the first few books in her Breeds and Men of August Series are also out.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Our SINsual quote this week comes from Knight by Kristen Ashley. This quote takes place after Anya believes a lie Knight's brother tells her.

I'm gonna let you off me, Anya, then you're gonna crawl into bed on your own, cheek to the mattress, ass in the air and feel lucky we are not at my place.  You need a cane, at least a strap but all I got is my belt and that might mark you so you're gonna take my hand.
 Now that Chickies is how Christian Grey as suppose to be........Laters!

Thursday, September 12, 2013

YAY the fall season is FINALLY here and we're kicking off the season with a list of shows that will be premiering starting in September! Clean out your DVRs folks because the fall season looks promising! Here's a run down of what Nettie and I will be between reading books that is (Hee Hee)!


Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Our WACKY Wednesday this week cracks me the hell up because Celie has a pet Hamster named Boo (I know, don't judge her :)) and this reminded me of Boo! Enjoy your day Chickies and remember to find something positive to laugh about!


Lick (Stage Dive, #1)Title:  Lick
Series:  Stage Dive (Book 1)
Author:  Kylie Scott
Genre:  Contemporary Romance

"Love and heartbreak made you breathtakingly stupid, desperate even.  The things you'd try to tell yourself to make it through, hoping one day you'd believe it." ~Kylie Scott

HOLY COW! LICK is THAT Business type of book!  I don't even know where to begin gushing about how much I really loved this book....okay fine, I know but in the interest of not spoiling it for others I won't go into all the ways Lick rocked my world!

Lick starts out with the conventional taboo of boy meets girl in Vegas....girl is drunk and goes off with boy....boy and girl end up married by an Elvis impersonator....and girl has no clue what happened the next morning!  That is basically what happens to Evelyn and David in the book, however Kylie Scott weaves this immense screw up into a heart wrenching, soul souring beautiful story!  I love, love, love how Scott takes this couple through the ringer in a way that allows both parities to grow, challenge their beliefs about themselves and each other, and eventually make it to a place where they can accept their failures and consciously choose to learn from those mistakes and move forward.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Happy Audiobook Roll-Out Day Chickies!

Here's what's hitting the streets this week in the audiobook world! 

Wow, I'm supper excited that some of my all time favs are finally coming out on audio.  Jaycee Clark's Deadly Shadows has definitely hit my wish list for this week...but I abso-lutely have to have J.D. Tyler's Hunter's Heart. It's a Thick Chick Favorite Series!  What are you eying this week?  Did we miss your favorite book?  Drop us a line in the comment section or shoot us an email at .  Until next time.....Laters Chickies!

The popularity of audiobooks has steadily grown over the past few years with the introduction of Amazon's company. is a web based provider that features audiobooks from all different genres, as well as educational lectures, and other news media.

The beauty of signing up for an account is that you can sign up for a plan that fits your needs, you get 24 hour customer service, and they have a no questions asked return policy for any book you purchase and don't like!  The other beautiful part of using an audible account is they have created digital downloads so you can sync directly to your Apple IPod, IPad, Droid, Kindle, and many other digital devices with the ability to play mp3 files.  No longer do you have to purchase the discs and then individually download each one, while trying to understand the complicated method of coding so that the tracks play in order before you can sync it to your favorite on-the-go device. What a major pain in the arse the old method was!

Sunday, September 8, 2013

This week our SINsual Sunday Quote is from Passion Unleashed, book 3 in the Demonica Series by Larissa Ione.

Greedily, she reached between them and palmed his erection. She squeezed him through
his pants, and he made a raw, male noise. “Were you lying when you said you couldn’t come like this?”  “No.” His tongue swept over her bottom lip. “My kind can only achieve release inside a female.” “Then get inside me.” ~Wrath and Serena, Passion Unleashed by Larissa Ione.
 SWEET JESUS!  Those Demons were off the chain!  Laters Chickies!

Friday, September 6, 2013

50 SHADES OF CHRISTIAN GREY COME ANASTASIA! EAT ANASTASIA SIT ANASTASIA | Generated image from memes,baby godfather generated with the Imgflip Meme Maker 

I created this because when I saw this pic, I thought of a miniature Christian Grey!  LMAO 

16109563 Title:  Undeniable
Series:  Undeniable (Book 1)
Author:  Madeline Sheehan
Genre:  Contemporary Romance

Warning: This is not a "typical love story". This is an all-consuming, soul-crushing, tear-your-heart-into-pieces story. It’s intense, gritty and raw, dark and disturbing, and it doesn’t happen overnight. This is an epic love story that knows no boundaries and has no time limits. It grows and develops—with hurt, sacrifice, and heartache—over the span of a lifetime. ~ Madeline Sheehan's book description from Goodreads.

Undeniable is one of those books you often see featured all over the place with a disclaimer that it is AWESOME!  It has been on my "to read" list for quite some time and as usual, I fall prey to the hype and have to pick up a copy to see if it really is "that business." 

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Hola Chickies, what’s shaking? Sooooooo, Tuesday was a huge day for fans of E. L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey series after the press release announcing Charlie Hunnam as Christian Grey, and Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele. While I’m excited to see the movie….even though I hated the books….these two would not have been my first picks for playing Christian and Anastasia.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Happy Hump Day Chickies!  This week we have 2 photos that just cracked us the Hell up!

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Tall, Dark & Lonely (Pyte/Sentinel, #1)Title:  Tall, Dark & Lonely
Series:   Pyte/Sentinel Series, Book 1
Author:  R. L. Mathewson
Genre:  Paranormal Romance

I have no idea where to go with this particular review.  Tall, Dark & Lonely is one of those books that you have to make some exceptions for because A).  It's the first book in the series and B).  The author has to finish the back story before the series can be awesome.  We that disclaimer in hand, I will try to summarize how I felt about this one.  

Ephraim Williams is a rare and special type of vampire that results from a human and vampire mating.  Unlike other vampires, Ephraim is not considered evil and most importantly, he can walk in the daylight.  He was born in the early 1800s to a Duke who suspected his wife was unfaithful to him resulting in her pregnancy with Ephraim.  Regardless of his wife indiscretions, the Duke raised Ephraim as his own until he turned 16 and went through a strange transformation while in a coma that changed him into a an adult male with a fiery desire to drink blood.  When it was discovered that Ephraim was indeed a vampire and required blood to survive, the Duke ordered Ephraim murdered, however being the rare breed he was, Ephraim was unable to be killed and survived brutal torture for 20 years before he was freed.

Monday, September 2, 2013

Welcome to our Rockin Monthly Releases Segment where we highlight upcoming books we are looking forward to reading during the month of September.  The list for us this month is fairly short because there isn't a lot coming out from our favorite authors.  Check out what we're looking forward to below.

Title: The Guardian
Series: Dark Hunters Book 21

Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
Genre: Paranormal Romance

Wow!  Where do I start with this one....after listening to Acheron’s story I didn’t think Sherrilyn Kenyon could make another story that brought tears to my eyes. But then, she wrote Seth’s book. This dude had such a hard childhood that I was depressed for most of the book!

Seth has an Egyptian God as a father and a human mother that should have been beat to death. This chick named Seth after his father who in turn, hated and rejected his son. His mom was so unhappy with her son that she took him into the desert and after breaking his knees left him to die alone. Do you want to find this chick yet????  I did....anyway, poor young Seth already had it bad but it got even worst. While stranded in the desert some were-hunter jackals took him in making him think he was part of the family. But no that’s no enough. The jackals turn around and sold Seth to a punk name Noir. Noir constantly abuses poor Seth to the point Seth has no self-esteem and believes himself to be worthless. Luckily, for Seth a women name Lydia enters his realm on a completely different mission.

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