Monday, August 26, 2013

This weekend was huge for fans of Cassandra Clare's Mortal Instruments series with the release of City of Bones. Back before I became a Romance Junkie for adult romances, after my Harry Potter phase that is, I discovered the Mortal Instruments series and it was awesome!  Mortal Instruments was actually the first series that Celie and I connected on, and boy did we think we had found the Golden Ticket of HOT triangles....little did we know there was more out there than meets the eye!  Anywho, we were huge fans and waited on pins and needles for each book to come out, upon which we would devour the book and spend hours predicting what would happen next all while swooning over Jace and Clary's romance!

Sooooooo yesterday we went to see the movie, and was excited as anyone can be about a YA movie with NO SEX, only to get the biggest disappointment of our lives!  So below is our list of the Top Ten Things Wrong with the movie version of Mortal Instruments: City of Bones!

  1. Magnus Bane did NOT have Blue Hair!  WTF Magnus always, always, always had crazy colored funky hair!
  2. Simon did not get turned into a rat!  I was so looking forward to that one scene!
  3. Jace was not beyond beautiful!  His accent was great but Really we needed a Chatum Tanning kinda guy for that role with just a little bit of but!  Just saying....
  4. Isabel was old as dirt!  Chick was a badass and could swing that whip but she was just too damn old!
  5. Valentine looked like he was about 25!  How did the dude not age one bit in more than 16 years but Hodge looked old as dirt and they worshiped in the same damn circle!
  6. Where were the vampire motorcycles that were suppose to be on the roof after the Simon rescue?  Hello, suppose to be HOT guy Jace was suppose to wheel that mother from the roof with Clary in tow!  No HOT guy at least give us a HOT scene!
  7. Hodge was suppose to have his bird on his shoulder that caused him pain! They showed the bird but not on Hodge???  What?
  8. Clary's mom was NOT found in the institute's basement!  Where in the hell did that come from?
  9. Jace and Clary did not just Walk to meet the Silent Brothers....Really Boo!!
  10. Where was the freaking cat named Church!  He's a legend and no freaking cat!
 Once again Hollywood ruins the book by creating their own stuff!  Who does that.......  Anywho, if you saw it this weekend, shoot us a comment and let us know what you thought!  Laters Chickies


Post a Comment

18+ Disclaimer

We love to Chit Chat with all Chickies/Dudes, but we cater to an audience of 18+. Rather than corrupt young minds we ask those under the age of 18 to leave. Otherwise feel free to get down and dirty with the Thick Chicks!

Take the Challenge!

2016 Reading Challenge

2016 Reading Challenge
Diaries of 2 Thick Chicks has read 20 books toward her goal of 230 books.

Stalk Us!

2 Thick Chicks Ratings

2 Thick Chicks Ratings